Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
tell that man he is beautiful.
Captain America by Ryan Meinerding
Mom: No skating inside.
Me: Fuck you mom SK8 or DIE
did i tell you guys that my mom think barbequeing is for men only and that youre not a real man if you can’t barbeque